FDA? FDA? We don’t need a smelly FDA!
In Tecate, Baja California, a 45-minute drive or 15-minute helicopter ride from San Diego, Calif., Mexico’s most legendary wellness retreat, Rancho La Puerta, will soon provide beautiful people with top-notch treatments. peak previously unavailable outside the European Union.
Founded in 1940, the sprawling 4,000-acre resort – known for hosting celebrities like Oprah Winfrey, Kate Winslet and Jane Fonda – is quickly expanding its offering, adding a community of 113 new turnkey luxury residences with prices ranging from 750 $ 000 to $ 1.6 million.
But to get the super rich to buy their fourth or fifth home on the other side of the border wall, Rancho CEO Roberto Arjona said they need to reassure their guests that they will continue to have the best of everything.
“One of the most worrying aspects of moving to another country is emergencies: what if I need a doctor? Said Arjona, who works with original Rancho founder Deborah Szekley, 99. “Our response to this is a partnership with an American medical entity that has the certification, the credibility, but also has the expertise in alternative medicine and procedures. It will bring some peace of mind.
Rancho will also be opening a new clinic that can respond to whatever ails you – for anything major, Global Secure, a company that provides field medical evacuation, can get you back to Cali. But as an added bonus, residents will want to pass for procedures whose names have yet to be named straight out of a Swiss resort (think stem cell therapies) that our bureaucratic medical approval system took a long time to complete. give the permession.
“There is a great need in the United States, within the celebrity community and the athletic community,” said Arjona. “They hurt each other. They are overworked and need more organic alternative treatments to get back on their feet. “
Of course, you don’t have to wait for the clinic to open to begin your recovery. Rancho’s spa is pretty much mandatory for guests – kind of what you’re there for – and the menu of cleansing treatments is extensive. There is something called Biodynamic Craniosacral Therapy (50 minutes for $ 120). There are a variety of “energy drugs”, from ubiquitous reiki to rarefied neurolinguistic programming (also $ 120 for 50 minutes).
There’s even “Water Dance”, which is “a three-dimensional underwater journey where time and space lose their meaning” ($ 175 for 50 minutes).
If this is what their spa looks like, imagine what they can do in a large scale medical facility.
Fall rates start at $ 4,650 for a week stay.
